malicious-melons:

“Every kiss begins with k” I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush

gnarly:

single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

booksandwildthings:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

I… I don’ think they meant beastiality…

(Source: hhlil)

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